Yesterday, I came home to a bunch of toys strewn about my place. I had left two toy totes on the couch as a way to block Macy and Loki from getting up there. Turns out, it didn’t have the effect I anticipated.
In my mind, I imagined some sort of scene like this playing out:
Macy: “Hey Loki, you’re tall. Why don’t you hop on the couch and get some toys down for us.”
Loki: “I don’t know Macy. I think your human wouldn’t want us to do that.”
Macy: “No, he’s totally cool with it. I do it all the time. He lets me do anything when he’s not here.”
Loki: “I don’t know Macy.”
Macy: “Wimp!”
Loki: “Hey! That hurt my feelings!”
Macy: “Sorry! There’s a really good bone up there. I’ll let you have it.”
Loki: “Ok!”
And then I imagined Loki shyly putting his paws on the couch and plucking a few toys out for Macy which she then went nuts on and tossed around my place.
Here’s what actually happened…
Loki’s exonerated and Macy has some explaining to do. 🙂
Don’t you wish animals could talk? LOL
probably went more like this Macy hey Loka can you get toys off the couch?
Loka ya will it make you calm down so I can take a nap?
Macy ya ya ya ya I promise it will keep me busy for at least 10 min. Then I will play or heard you up again ok!!!!
Loka maybe you could let me rest for an hour!!!!
Macy only if you have a way to get me peanut butter thats how my grandma does it!!!!